Menu

Gluten-Free - If you are a coeliac, we  feel for you and will do whatever we can to accommodate your gluten-free needs. No problem

Vegans  - We allow you in. We even have a special breakfast made in your honour. Lets be civil to each other eh?

Dogs - As a dog owner of a huge Doberdork and Border Terrorist, I appreciate how much part of the family they are. However my dogs aren't allowed in and therefore neither are yours. Dogs aren't kids, which leads me onto.....

Kids  -If you have kids congratulations, they are amazing. However if your kids scream loudly or run around the café unsupervised, they will be brought into our kitchen where we shall then feed them a large bag of Haribo's washed down with a pint of Redbull to ensure your nightmare lasts way longer than your visit to Bear Grills does.

The Chef -  All our food , except salad is cooked to order. This can take some time, especially if we are full and the "King of Tintown" has a huge telephone order to pick up in 5 minutes' time. If you want fast food, there’s a Greggs in town which is highly rated and a McDonalds Drive Thru, which isn't. Be careful if you go there expecting a milkshake as the machine is always broken and you'll be doubly disappointed. Also, walking through Congleton can be a little challenging at times. A bit like walking through the film set of The Walking Dead. You have  been warned. You are of course safe at Bear Grills.

Car Park You are welcome to use the car park as it isn't ours. Its the Council's. But don’t forget that you are currently in Cheshire East and they charge for parking. The maximum stay is 3 hours Monday to Saturday, but it is FREE on SUNDAYS which is good for us

Breastfeeding Breastfeeding is allowed in our café. There is  however a corkage charge payable of £5 for one breast or a special deal of £7.50 for two. Sorry, but you can’t be bringing in your own milk when we have perfectly good milk here for sale. Pre dispensed milk is of course allowed and we have baby changing facilities in our fantastic toilet, just don't put your dirty nappies in the bin as it will stink the cafe out and its not nice for the non cafe users who dash in to use the facility for free whilst waiting for a bus. Having said that.........

Wi-Fi  Our Wi-Fi code is "GRIZZLY850’. THIS MUST NOT LEAVE THIS WEBSITE. If you give this important information to others, you will be tied to the statue of Elizabeth Wolstenholme Elmy on Bridge Street, with a sign reading "I'm attracted to statues" superglued to your head

Reviews Please remember that negative online reviews are not always necessary and can be very troublesome for us small businesses. If you have an issue when you visit, please tell us about it when you are here. We will try our best to put it right, If you don’t say anything to us and you go home to write a poor review instead, you are whats known as an "idiot" 

Allergens We don’t believe you need to read the 600-page version of our menu when you visit us. If you do have a spare four hours, the relevant bible detailing the many allergens included in our dishes, can be found stuffed behind the fire extinguisher, somewhere? or in a cupboard or maybe even being used as a levelling tool on the wonky table 7? Please ask one of our accommodating staff members if you require this and they will return a very blank stare forthwith, like they have no idea what you're on about?

Many thanks for taking the time to read this very important information. If you take this seriously we can recommend some counselling sessions for you.